I'll show this fucker... I'll internalise so much self-loathing as a child and teen that I'll treat congenital degenerative physical problems that limit me significantly from doing activities I used to love as my own fault for being fat and begin to assume that intense physical pain is what I deserve for lack of… » 9/05/14 7:05am 9/05/14 7:05am

Minnesota seems to desparately wish to be Canada, what with its mewling attempts to define a self-identity, but is missing any real cultural, political, or historical distinctiveness. Or pretty landscapes. Or technicolour cash. Or marginally famous people who are glommed onto as though anyone gave a half shit where… » 8/28/14 3:32pm 8/28/14 3:32pm

Yes, let's celebrate the advances of the working class by watching babies we will fatten and consume. Imagine their squiggling tiny bodies bloat as we feed them sugar and carbs in bulk to sweeten the meat. Imagine the conclusive bang interrupting their mindless life, before their bodies are torn apart and disassembled… » 8/25/14 8:31pm 8/25/14 8:31pm

Singers who aren't songwriters - say Tony Bennett or Sinatra - are not musicians. Actually, all non-composing "musicians" are talentless. Also, the braaaap sound as I shit on and into your mouthbreather face is totally arranged and developed by me, the world's greatest artist. » 8/25/14 3:06pm 8/25/14 3:06pm