Minnesota seems to desparately wish to be Canada, what with its mewling attempts to define a self-identity, but is missing any real cultural, political, or historical distinctiveness. Or pretty landscapes. Or technicolour cash. Or marginally famous people who are glommed onto as though anyone gave a half shit where… » 8/28/14 3:32pm Thursday 3:32pm

Yes, let's celebrate the advances of the working class by watching babies we will fatten and consume. Imagine their squiggling tiny bodies bloat as we feed them sugar and carbs in bulk to sweeten the meat. Imagine the conclusive bang interrupting their mindless life, before their bodies are torn apart and disassembled… » 8/25/14 8:31pm 8/25/14 8:31pm

Singers who aren't songwriters - say Tony Bennett or Sinatra - are not musicians. Actually, all non-composing "musicians" are talentless. Also, the braaaap sound as I shit on and into your mouthbreather face is totally arranged and developed by me, the world's greatest artist. » 8/25/14 3:06pm 8/25/14 3:06pm

I realise that there are important differences with regards to service area size, but the haste in which American cellphone providers are sprinting backwards relative to providers in basically every region of the world other than North America is remarkable and disturbing. We are literally paying treble the cost for… » 8/20/14 7:16pm 8/20/14 7:16pm

The problem is not limited to their women's stock. Men's pant sizes very rarely go beyond 38 and men's shirts max out at a smallish xxl. Target is not alone in this, but it is very noticeable. Affordable clothing options for plus-sized men are in general even more limited than for plus-sized women, unless we want to… » 8/20/14 12:15pm 8/20/14 12:15pm

How will this not result in Gawker writers and editors barring discussion they disagree with (not due to garbage content), given that only a tiny minority of comment readers will actually bother to go through pending comments and thus writers and editors will have a outsized influence over who stays out of the greys? » 8/18/14 10:28am 8/18/14 10:28am